INSPIRED BY COME-AGAIN MOON, A poet and song writer

Whom I met on www.ShirleyMaclaine.com

REFRAIN :

"Kghrh- ughn - kgeck - szipfh --"

If we could use a sponge or cloth

To take a bath each day

We wouldn't be accused of sloth

You wouldn't have to spray!

REFRAIN

And oh, our throats would not constrict

To purge ourselves each time

We then could socialize and sit

Instead of spewing slime!

REFRAIN

The HAIRBALL is a special scourge

For cats whose fur is long

So please excuse this vile urge

And join us in this song!

REFRAIN!

Nori

2004

Hairball

(read at Nora’s Memorial)